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Andrew Kaufman, born in 1968, is a talented American writer whose works span various literary genres, including novels, essays, and plays. He is known for his unique narrative style and profound insights into human nature.

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“Okay, there's this thing you can do, a thing you can do like no other person on this planet. That makes you special, but being special really doesn't mean anything. You still have to get dressed in the morning. Your shoelaces still break. Your lover will still leave you if you don't treat her right”

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Book:All My Friends Are Superheroes

Source: All My Friends Are Superheroes

“the code of a world he'd never been invited to join.”

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Book:The Waterproof Bible

Source: The Waterproof Bible

“Okay, there's this thing you can do, a thing you can do like no other person on this planet. That makes you special, but being special ready doesn't mean anything. You still have to get dressed in the morning. Your shoelaces still break. Your lover will still leave you if you don't treat her right.”

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Book:All My Friends Are Superheroes

Source: All My Friends Are Superheroes

“...a river season will last as long as it takes you to reach your new place. If you get into the river and let it take you where you need to be, your river season will last an afternoon. But if you fear change and struggle and hold on to the rocks, the river season will last and last. It will not end until your body becomes exhausted, your grip weakens, your hands slide off the rocks and the current takes you to your new place.”

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Book:The Waterproof Bible

Source: The Waterproof Bible

“- the only difference between a happy ending and a sad ending is where you decide the story ends.”

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Book:The Waterproof Bible

Source: The Waterproof Bible

“There are two ways to get rid of an anxiety monster,my friend-you either have a bath or a nap.”

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Book:All My Friends Are Superheroes

Source: All My Friends Are Superheroes

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Born: 1968
Known for: Writer
Quotes: 6

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