“Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that's done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten pints of lager does for Sunday mornings, although I wouldn't know, being more partial to cocaine personally. Allegedly.” KnowsDoeDoneShowsNightMorningTenNewsWelcomeEveningSundaySaturdayFridayCocaineSaturday NightPintsSunday MorningGood EveningLager Author:Angus Deayton
