“I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.” IfsTaxesLibertarianBunchSubtextWhiners Author:Berkeley Breathed
“Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If you'll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you'll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.” IfsShouldHeartPoliticsTaxesLibertarianNewspapersBunchOld FashionedNew WordsSubtextWhiners Author:Berkeley Breathed
“If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.” IfsYearsPayMillionsCatIf I CouldYellingLasagna Author:Berkeley Breathed
“If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize.” IfsSerious Author:Berkeley Breathed
