“There are a shitload of songs about being in love with someone who doesn't love you back and I talk about weed and my cat and being lazy a lot.” SongLove YouCatLazyWeedBeing In LoveBeing Lazy Author:Bethany Cosentino
“I was looking at pictures of cats laying out on the beach and I thought, "Cats hate water, so why would they like the beach?" But then I realized that cats like to just lay around and lounge and be lazy, and what better place to do that than on the beach?” HateWaterCatLaysI RealizedBeachLazyBetter Place Author:Bethany Cosentino
“I found all these stupid pictures of cats at the beach, and I was like, "They get it, man. They totally get it."” MenFoundStupidCatBeach Author:Bethany Cosentino