“For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable.” KnowsYearsTurnsFatherSuspenders Author:Bill Kelly
“After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.” MenWorldMadeWholeLaughterMen And Women Author:Bill Kelly
“My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.” KindHardClosetsHomosexualCousinMy Cousin Author:Bill Kelly
“Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them.” PeopleWayMannersGood ManGood MannersTable Manners Author:Bill Kelly