“Abraham Lincoln is the guy who could never be elected today, but whom we desperately wish we could elect.” TodayGuyWishAbraham Author:Bill Oberst Jr.
“Abraham Lincoln is resolute, honest, has the best interest of the nation at heart, and he's as ugly as homemade Sunday sin, so he is modest, too. I'd vote for that in an undead heartbeat.” HeartNationsInterestSinHonestVoteUglySundayModestHeartbeatAbrahamResoluteHomemadeUndead Author:Bill Oberst Jr.
“Abraham Lincoln was a melancholy man, so he had a dark side that appeals to horror fans.” MenSidesDarkFansHorrorAppealsMelancholyAbrahamDark SideHorror Fans Author:Bill Oberst Jr.
“The fact that Abraham Lincoln ever, ever became President is either a freak accident of history... or destiny; God's providence to America.” FactsAmericaPresidentDestinyAccidentsFreakProvidenceAbraham Author:Bill Oberst Jr.
