“We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.” LittlesStillsHomeLastsFilmUsedNightBitsWatchesFiveSawsWifeMinutesLittle BitMy WifeComplainingSaturdayFive MinutesSaturday Night Author:Brian Clough
“Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.” CuttingWifeHairSoccerBarbersBeckham Author:Brian Clough
“Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.” IfsNeedsDoeHardBrainWifePlayerFeetFootballHard WorkCrossesTreatsBallsBraveSoccerThickAfflictionFootballerCaressBeckham Author:Brian Clough
