The Complete Works of Artemus Ward, Part 7 A source page for quotes linked to Charles Farrar Browne. 0 quotes
“We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots.” PatriotismPatrioticPatriot4th Of JulyMemorial DayAmerican PatrioticGreat PatrioticAmerican PatriotismAmerican PatriotPatriotism In AmericaUsa PatrioticInspirational PatrioticUsa PatriotismMost Patriotic Author:Charles Farrar Browne
“I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.” TwoWarGivenPeaceWifeSacrificeReadyBrotherMy WifeCousin Author:Charles Farrar Browne
“My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.” WifeMy WifeGentleContinentsLambsSauceMint Book:The Complete Works of Artemus Ward, Part 7 Source: The Complete Works of Artemus Ward, Part 7
“The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.” MenChildrenHomeDiesWifeMarriedTailsWeepingBachelorsMarried ManStilesHappy Married Author:Charles Farrar Browne