“I had to face the facts, I was pear-shaped. I was a bit depressed because I hate pears. 'Specially their shape.” FactsBodyFacesHateBitsShapesI HatePears Author:Charlotte Bingham
“An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single.” FacesMarriedPityIsolatedEmbarrassmentVirginityOutbreaks Author:Charlotte Bingham