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“Emotion and chocolate are a lot alike: Too much and you can get downright sick, too little and the world might as well end (that is, if you like chocolate as much as I do). We women are emotional creatures! Little girls may be made of "sugar and spice and everything nice"; but let enough time go by, and that recipe is sure to ferment into some sort of emotion.”

Women Emotion Girls Chocolate

Book:Laughing in the Dark: A Comedian's Journey through Depression

Source: Laughing in the Dark: A Comedian's Journey through Depression

“Sometimes it's our stinkin' thinkin' that gets us in trouble. You know---one stinkin' thought leads to another, which leads to another, which leads to another. Eventually the smell will kill you!”

Thinking Trouble Thought

Book:Laughing in the Dark: A Comedian's Journey through Depression

Source: Laughing in the Dark: A Comedian's Journey through Depression

“But when you're depressed, you think baloney is filet mignon. You score it, marinate it, and slap it on the grill. But when you finally bite into it, reality sets in (or is it heartburn?) and you realize it ain't steak---it's baloney.”

Steak Depressed Baloney

Book:Laughing in the Dark: A Comedian's Journey through Depression

Source: Laughing in the Dark: A Comedian's Journey through Depression