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Chris Hardwick, born on November 23, 1971, is a renowned American comedian. He is known for his unique sense of humor and extensive entertainment career, which includes hosting television shows, participating in film production, and being a popular internet personality. Hardwick's career began in comedy clubs in the 1990s, and he gradually gained prominence in the television and film industries.

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“I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.”

Ifs Thinking Want Use Brain Like You Milk Nerd Venom Rattlesnakes

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“I made a lot of changes in my life between my twenties and thirties, and it all sort of revolves around how I think people with nerdier brains tend to problem-solve and approach things differently then "norms."”

People Thinking Made Problem Brain Approach Twenties Solve Norm Changing My Life

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“If you have laser-like brain it's not always focused on the most productive things. If you want to play Halo: Reach all day, that's fine, but if you want to accomplish some other things, here are some ways to do that using your innate nerd gifts.”

Ifs Way Want Play Brain Fine Accomplish Focused Productive Nerd Innate Lasers Halos

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“The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word.”

Brain Century Drug Mouths Toys 21st Century Candy Nerd Dealer Moron Drug Dealers

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“Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.”

Brain Alcohol Pouring

Book:The Nerdist Way: How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life)

Source: The Nerdist Way: How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life)

“Long ago you may have given up control of your brain and set it on autopilot either because it just felt like too much work. And it is work! But for me, this work was well worth it for the prospect of not waking up sad every day.”

Wells May Long Given Felt Brain Too Much Wake Up Waking Long Ago Worth It Given Up Too Much Work Autopilot

Book:The Nerdist Way: How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life)

Source: The Nerdist Way: How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life)

“There are certain parts of a classic nerd's brain that can destroy that person - obsessing about things to the detriment of everything else in your life. But those are the same tools that you can use to turn everything around.”

Persons Use Certain Turns Brain Tools Classic Nerd Obsessing

Author:Chris Hardwick

“I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress in the nerd brain, so sex is good for that.”

Persons Sex Brain Anxiety Stress Average Active Nerd Sexually Average Person

Author:Chris Hardwick

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Born: November 23, 1971
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 155

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