“GO FOR HIS EYES! OR BITE HIM ON THE NOSE! DRAGON NOSES ARE VERY SENSITIVE!" Oh, very helpful, Camicazi, very helpful...thought Hiccup. What if he doesn't obligingly hold me up to his nose? What if the only part I get close to is the TEETH?” IfsEyeTeethNosesSensitiveHis EyesDragonsHelpfulWhat IfBitesHold MeHiccups Author:Cressida Cowell
“Wartihog put up his hand. "What happens if we can't read, sir?" "No boasting, Wartihog!" boomed Gobber. "Get some idiot to read it for you.” IfsHandsHappensIdiotBoast Book:How to Train Your Dragon: How To Train Your Dragon Source: How to Train Your Dragon: How To Train Your Dragon
“The past is another land, and we cannot go to visit. So, if I say there were dragons, and men who rode upon their backs, who alive has been there and can tell me that I'm wrong?” IfsMenHas BeensPastAliveLandDragons Author:Cressida Cowell