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Dan Gutman is an American author known for his children's literature. His works cover a variety of genres, including adventure, science fiction, and humor. Born in October 1955, Gutman has been writing since 1982 and has published over 100 books to date.

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Famous Dan Gutman Quotes

“America must be in really bad shape if you elected me president. You better get it together and find some other qualified people to run this country or we'll all be in big trouble.”

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Book:The Kid Who Ran for President

Source: The Kid Who Ran for President

“They say there is no 'free lunch' in life. But there are free books! I still can't believe I can go to my local library and get just abut any book in the world - and I don't have to pay a dime!! It's amazing! The library is truly the greatest invention of our civilization.”

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Author:Dan Gutman

“If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager”

Ifs Dies Easy President Vices Vice President

Author:Dan Gutman

“A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.”

People World Firsts Seems Evil Nice Plans Villain

Book:My Weird School 4-Book Collection with Bonus Material: My Weird School #1: Miss Daisy Is Crazy!; My Weird School #2: Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!; My Weird School #3: Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy! and My Weird School #4: Ms. Hannah Is Bananas!

Source: My Weird School 4-Book Collection with Bonus Material: My Weird School #1: Miss Daisy Is Crazy!; My Weird School #2: Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!; My Weird School #3: Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy! and My Weird School #4: Ms. Hannah Is Bananas!

“Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.”

Happens Stuff Stupid

Author:Dan Gutman

“If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.”

Ifs Wells Might Break

Author:Dan Gutman

“The way your life plays out depends on which dominoes you chose to push over and which ones you leave alone.”

Way Play Depends

Book:The Homework Machine

Source: The Homework Machine

“Sometimes we spend so much time and energy thinking about where we want to go that we don't notice where we happen to be.”

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Author:Dan Gutman

About the Author

Born: October 19, 1955
Known for: Author
Quotes: 8

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My Weird School 4-Book Collection with Bonus Material: My Weird School #1: Miss Daisy Is Crazy!; My Weird School #2: Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!; My Weird School #3: Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy! and My Weird School #4: Ms. Hannah Is Bananas!Related source material

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