“Why should we ever continue anything if the first parts are the best?” IfsShouldFirsts Author:David Bowick
“It felt as if I was suddenly walking around in wet socks, weighing my feet down as if two kids were sitting on my feet with their legs wrapped around mine.” IfsTwoKidsFeltFeetMinesWalkingSittingLegsWetSockWeighing Author:David Bowick
“Anger at happenstance for its absurd timing. Anger at myself for being so angry. I hate being angry and every time I got this angry it made me more angry at the fact that I was so angry. I realized though that I couldn't really be mad at any of those things.” MadeFactsHateI HateAngryMadI RealizedAbsurdTimingHappenstance Author:David Bowick
“Asking a girl if she's alright is like jaywalking across a black ice-covered 4 lane street: you think you can make it safely to the other side, but you're more likely to slip and fall to a most certain death.” IfsThinkingCertainFallGirlSidesBlackStreetsAskingIceCoveredSlipsAlrightLanesCertain DeathBlack Ice Author:David Bowick
“It’s amazing how a bed feels more like a home than any other part of a house.” FeelsHomeHouseBed Author:David Bowick
“Maybe it's not love that unites the world, but rather it's broken hearts.” WorldHeartBroken Author:David Bowick
“A world's full of broken hearts. That's all this is. I wondered if there was anyone above the age of say, 18, in the world who hadn't had their hearts broken at some point.” IfsWorldHeartAgeBrokenHeart Broke Author:David Bowick
“There is always the possibility of a better life with every change that we face, but sometimes we have to look hard for it.” LooksSometimesHardFacesPossibilityLife ChangingBetter Life Author:David Bowick
“Who wouldn't want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over itself? The correct answer is no one.” WantFacesGuyThreeAnswersWatchesDogAttractiveKicksOver ItAttractive Guys Author:David Bowick