“You’re rocking the full monty? A fur bikini? A wheezing wildebeest? Well, I’ll be your fucking Hairy Plotter. Hold up.” Duke waddled around in his homemade nonsense and returned quickly with a tube of what looked like lotion. “This here? I used it on my face. Seven minutes and I was slippery like a nipple in oil.” DoveDukeFire Down BelowNipple Book:Fire in the Hole Source: Fire in the Hole
“Do you repel pants? Do they actually jump off you?” Dove cringed as she noticed his black socks. “Pants are afraid of my dick.” PantsDoveDukeFire Down Below Book:Fire in the Hole Source: Fire in the Hole
“Are you leaving the rollers in on purpose?” He was concerned again. Dove bit her lip. Her womb wanted to hump his face.” DoveDukeDebra AnastasiaFire Down BelowHump Book:Fire Down Below Source: Fire Down Below
“He stopped, finally, and smiled. “Honestly? With this thing I think I could get my jerk-off muscles so well-developed that I could rub out a spooge with one pump! If that’s not worth $19.95, I don’t know what is.” EvilWorstDoveDuke90 Off Book:Fire Down Below Source: Fire Down Below
“Duke was already sitting in the passenger seat, waiting for her. She got in and started the car. Duke busted into a Slim Jim of his own. “You hairy toad fucker. That stuff’s nasty. Your toilet must be like a nuclear reactor.” Dove turned on her windshield wipers as a light mist seemed to fracture the glass. “I’m sorry, Whore Basket. I couldn’t hear you over the noise of you crapping your pants!” Duke took another huge bite and chewed the waxy meat like gum. “This stuff is off the charts. I could eat vats of it.” EvilWorstCrapDoveDukeFire Down BelowSlim Jim Book:Fire in the Hole Source: Fire in the Hole
“Here’s the deal. We go in, you stand there like the asshole you are, and I explain you aren’t gay lovers with the pharmacist. Sound good?” Dove clicked her blinker on and checked her side mirror. “All I heard was blah, blah, holding your dick later, blah, blah.” Duke rolled down his window and stuck his face into the night.” EvilWorstPantsDovePenisDukeFire Down BelowCrapping Book:Fire in the Hole Source: Fire in the Hole