“Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.”
Source: The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
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“You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.”
Source: The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant