“The truth is, fish have very little sex life. If you have ever tried to make love under water, you will know why.” IfsKnowsLittlesSexWaterSeaTruth IsRiversFishesBoatLakesFishingMaking Love Author:Ed Zern
“Most fishing rods work better if you grasp them at the thick end. If you grasp a fisherman at the thick end, you may get a thumb bit off.” IfsMayEndsBitsSeaRiversFishesBoatLakesFishingThickThumbsFisherman Author:Ed Zern
“Contrary to common belief, it is not true that if you cut a worm-fisherman in half, each half will grow into a complete fisherman. For which we should all be eternally grateful.” IfsShouldBeliefGrowsCommonHalfCuttingSeaRiversGratefulFishesContraryBoatLakesFishingWormsFisherman Author:Ed Zern