“I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America's traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it's a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all.” GivingFirstsAmericaStrongDoubtEatingConceptsTraditionMiracleSurfaceDrunkThanksGradesHolidayShoppingMainstreamConsideringThanksgivingThanksgiving DayThanksgiving ThanksThanksgiving HolidayGetting DrunkHappy ThanksgivingFunny ThanksgivingThanksgiving FunnyThanksgiving Thank YouThanksgiving GreetingsFunny Happy ThanksgivingThanksgiving WishesFunny Thanksgiving DayHappy Thanksgiving WishesFriends ThanksgivingThanksgiving Thoughts Author:Ellen Orleans