“When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown.” SkyrimDark BrotherhoodElder ScrollsFestus Krex Author:Festus Krex Skyrim
“...I killed a bride once. It was our honeymoon. Tepid, I said! The bathwater should be tepid! Lukewarm is not tepid! Close, maybe, but there's a difference. Stupid cow.” Skyrim Author:Festus Krex Skyrim