“Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.”
Source: Sheila Levine Is Dead and Living in New York
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Famous Gail Parent Quotes
Source: Sheila Levine Is Dead and Living in New York
“In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.”
Source: Sheila Levine Is Dead and Living in New York
“She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.”
Source: Sheila Levine Is Dead and Living in New York
“Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.”
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“When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.”
Source: The best laid plans
“Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?”
Source: Sheila Levine Is Dead and Living in New York
“How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?”