“A mild attack of apoplexy may be called death's retaining fee.” MayFeesRetaining Author:Gilles Menage
“Medicine may be defined as the art or the science of keeping a patient quiet with frivolous reasons for his illness and amusing him with remedies good or bad until nature kills him or cures him.” MayArtReasonQuietMedicinePatientIllnessCuresDefinedRemedyAmusingFrivolous Author:Gilles Menage