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Famous Hal Sparks Quotes
“'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.”
“There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.”
“Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.”
“I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.”
“I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security.”
“It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.”
“I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.”
“The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history.”
“Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.”
“Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.”