“There had to be a rule somewhere that evil overlords needed to be at least fifty, maybe sixty if they were pushing it.” FiftyWrongVillainSixtyLolStereotypesRuleHot Villain Book:Apprentice to the Villain Source: Apprentice to the Villain
“See the healer, Sage. We have a big week ahead of us, and I can’t afford you falling dead on me.” “I don’t think anyone’s ever died from a bruise on the ass, sir” AssEmployeeSarcasmVillainDeadLolBanterEmployerSirAssistant Book:Assistant to the Villain Source: Assistant to the Villain