“You got a minute, God? I'm not really complaining but it says that a man has 613 mitzvahs to do but a woman has only 3. So how come I am busy from the minute I wake up in the morning until I go to bed at night, and Mr. Goldberg, who has 613 mitzvahs to do, has enough time to go upstairs at four o'clock every afternoon and take a nap?” MenWomen Book:The Smartest Woman I Know Source: The Smartest Woman I Know
“One day a customer asked Ettie what she was making for dinner. "Food," she answered without hesitation.” FoodSimplicity Book:The Smartest Woman I Know Source: The Smartest Woman I Know