“I was stuck on the side of a mountain in Scotland. I was looking down on emptiness. I lay on my back and looked around in panic. I prayed to God and relaxed. I realised if I turned carefully on my front I could see bits of grass to hold on to.” IfsBitsSidesFrontsMountainLaysStuckGrassEmptinessPanicScotlandRelaxedRealisedLooking Down Author:Ivor Cutler
“There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.” StillsLeftDebtScotlandVerbsScotchScotsIrreparableIrregular Verbs Author:Ivor Cutler