“...I didn't feel overly safe and secure in the hotel, even with cops in the kitchen and cops in the dining room and cops in the alley out back. Hell's bells, I was a cop, and I sure wouldn't have depended on me for anything more than a neatly written parking ticket.” IronyPolice OfficerMystery NovelsPolice ProceduralSatire QuoteIronic Quotes Book:Maggody in Manhattan Source: Maggody in Manhattan
“I suppose Abraham Lincoln was right when he claimed you can't fool all the people all of the time. Then again, he'd never come to Maggody.” LoveHateRelationshipsFateScarcasm Book:Martians in Maggody Source: Martians in Maggody
“...I was doing everything I could not to giggle, but I wasn't having complete success. "A dinosaur ate your car?" said Jules. "What kind?" "I already told you -- a Chevrolet.....” LoveHateRelationshipsFateScarcasm Book:Martians in Maggody Source: Martians in Maggody
“What I suggest you do is drive home and find a good ol' boy lawyer who understands family loyalty. He should have two first names, wear pinstriped suits, and play golf with the prosecutor and poker with the judge.” LoveHateRelationshipsFateScarcasm Book:Martians in Maggody Source: Martians in Maggody