“I hate The Oscars. The Oscars make me want to throw things at the TV. In the ancient history of The Oscars, people would go on and make political statements and get thrown off the stage, but the last great political statement, I think, was when Michael Moore started raging against Bush a few years back. Everybody booed him, even though I can't imagine Hollywood booing a guy who's bashing Bush. That was the last great spontaneous moment on The Oscars.” PeopleThinkingMomentsPoliticalGuyHateImagineI HateAncientRageSpontaneousAncient History Author:Joe Bob Briggs
“Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.” HatePhonesCellsCell PhoneCellphone Author:Joe Bob Briggs
“If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."” IfsRomanceHateSexViolenceSeeingAdventureTravelFunny TravelYou Like It Author:Joe Bob Briggs
