“Write a diary, imagining that you are trying to make an old person jealous.” WritingTryingPersonsJealousDiariesOld Person Book:Submarine Source: Submarine
“Exercise II. Write a diary, imagining that you are trying to make an old person jealous. I have written an example to get you started: Dear Diary, I spent the morning admiring my skin elasticity. God alive, I feel supple.” FeelsWritingTryingPersonsMorningAliveWrittenExampleExerciseSkinsDearJealousDiariesAdmiringSuppleOld PersonElasticity Author:Joe Dunthorne
“Oh diary, I love her, I love her, I love her so much. Jordana is the most amazing person I have ever met. I could eat her. I could drink her blood. She's the only person I would allow to be shrunk to microscopic size and explore me in a tiny submersible machine. She is wonderful and beautiful and sensitive and funny and sexy. She's too good for me, she's too good for anyone! All I could do was let her know. I said: "I love you more than words. And I am a big fan of words.” KnowsPersonsSaidBigsBeautifulWonderfulBloodFansLove YouDrinkMetsMachinesSizeSexyTinySensitiveDiariesMost AmazingLove You MoreI Love You MoreAmazing Person Author:Joe Dunthorne
