“Elijah Wood from Lord Of The Rings can't get married with a girl named Holly beacause it would make Holly Wood get it HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” GirlLordMarriedHollywoodWoodsRingsElijahHollies Author:Joel Madden
“I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.” SongMiddleSingingPhonesRingsCellsBrokeCell Phone Author:Joel Madden