“I can't imagine deer hunting. I used to think I couldn't imagine deer hunting because killing a deer seemed so awful. But now I think about just sitting in a tree and doing nothing all day and probably not even seeing a deer. Not moving and sitting in a tree? That seems rough.” ThinkingI CanSeemsMovingUsedImagineSeeingTreeSittingKillingAwfulRoughHuntingDoing NothingDeerDeer Hunting Author:Joel Stein
“I've definitely written people e-mails telling them I've loved their stories, but that seems more like a professional journalist thing to do.” PeopleStoriesSeemsWrittenJournalistThings To DoMail Author:Joel Stein
“Heaven is totally overrated. It seems boring. Clouds, listening to people play the harp. It should be somewhere you can't wait to go, like a luxury hotel. Maybe blue skies and soft music were enough to keep people in line in the 17th century, but heaven has to step it up a bit. They're basically getting by because they only have to be better than hell.” PeopleShouldEnoughPlaySeemsHeavenBitsWaitingLinesStepsHellSkyCenturyListeningBlueCloudsBoringLuxuryHotelOverratedBlue SkyHarps17th CenturyLuxury Hotels Author:Joel Stein
