“I don't know what you believe in. I believe we just stop. Because if we move on to an afterlife, any kind of afterlife, that means there will be other people there. I'm tired of the chit chat. Oh, that is a handsome boy. He takes after his grandfather. Did they change the breakfast again? It tastes different to me. For Eternity? No thanks.” PeopleIfsKnowsBelieveKindMeanDifferentMovingI BelieveBoysTasteEternityTiredThanksBreakfastAfterlifeGrandfatherHandsomeI'm TiredChit Chat Author:Joey Comeau
“It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.” IfsMatterHalfCrazyDrinkEmptyGlassesStrawsHalf FullHalf Empty Author:Joey Comeau
“Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.” IfsWantDiesJudgingDeserveTattoo Author:Joey Comeau
“If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.” IfsWould BeEmptyChaos Author:Joey Comeau
“I don't fall in love very easily. It takes a long time, and then, when I have fallen in love, I'm still not sure. I'm suspicious of myself. What if tomorrow I don't feel the same? I have to wait, to be sure. And I wait and wait.” IfsFeelsLongStillsFallWaitingTomorrowLong TimeFalling In LoveFallenNot SureWhat IfSuspiciousDon't Fall In Love Author:Joey Comeau
“There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.” IfsRunningSeaFishesPlentyFish In The Sea Author:Joey Comeau
