“Do we want blanks, asterisks and exclamation marks which people can fill in with their own imaginations, or are we prepared and strong enough to tolerate, even if we do not approve, the strong Anglo-Saxon, realistic and vivid language?” PeopleIfsWantEnoughLanguageStrongImaginationMarkPreparedRealisticTolerateVividStrong EnoughExclamationAnglo SaxonExclamation Marks Author:John Mortimer
“On the three pigs he and his wife own: "We acquired the pigs last year. My wife was born on a pig farm and has always been very fond of pigs. Of course, they are for eating, which is why they are named Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. You wouldn’t want to eat Rufus, Marcus and Esmeralda.” WantYearsLastsThreeCoursesBornWifeEatingDinnerMy WifeBreakfastFarmsLunchLast YearPigs Author:John Mortimer
“The secret of good health and happiness is to have rather small illnesses throughout your life which you can rely on to stop you doing anything you don't want to do.” WantLifeSecretAdviceIllnessRelyGood Health Author:John Mortimer