“I'm flatulent in many languages.”
Source: The Phantom in the Mirror
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Famous John R. Erickson Quotes
“Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.”
“Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.”
Source: The original adventures of Hank the Cowdog
“When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.”
Source: The case of the vampire cat
“When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.”
“When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.”
“I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.”