“Remember, if confronted by a librarian while looking for a book to check out, do not attempt to escape by climbing a tree. There are no trees in the library and the precious moments it will take you to look around and realize this will allow the librarian to strike. Don't become a statistic.” LibrariansWtnvCecil Book:The Great Glowing Coils of the Universe Source: The Great Glowing Coils of the Universe
“Reports also indicate that the Night Vale Private Library will be entirely free of librarians, a fact that will be of little comfort to the many public library-goers who are injured or killed in librarian maulings every year.” LibrariansWtnvCecil Book:The Great Glowing Coils of the Universe Source: The Great Glowing Coils of the Universe
“Colorful posters with appealing statements like "Get into a good book this summer" and "We are going to force you into a good book this summer" and "You are going to get inside this book and we are going to close it on you and there is nothing you can do about it" have appeared overnight around the library entrance and in local shops and businesses...” LibrariansWtnvCecilSummer Reading Program Book:The Great Glowing Coils of the Universe Source: The Great Glowing Coils of the Universe