“I never forget to check the animals' names. Memorize their signalments. My attention alway zeroes in on what I'm most interested in... the patient. It's only ever the humans whose names I forget; who I tend to see as an unfortunate, unavoidable side effect of a career working with animals.” HumansAnimalsVeterinarianBetter Than Book:Strange Familiars Source: Strange Familiars
“People sometimes look at me strangely for talking to my patients like they’re human. But whatever. They’re magical. They’re familiars. Clearly, they understand more than they let on.” VeterinarianMagical CreaturesFamiliars Book:Strange Familiars Source: Strange Familiars
“You know, it's a little sad when you have to explain the punch line of a joke, Chan." "I only explain my jokes," I retort, in the haughtiest tone I can muster, "to those too stupid to get them.” Verbal SaltSick BurnGot Him Book:Strange Familiars Source: Strange Familiars