“You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.” KyleEmmy Book:Accidentally on Purpose Source: Accidentally on Purpose
“I don't know which one is the real you," I said. "Are you more like Kyle the dick or Kyle the good guy?” KyleEmmy Book:Accidentally on Purpose Source: Accidentally on Purpose
“Forget the fact that he was the first person I had slept with in almost a year or that even though I was drunk I remembered it clearly (and it was effing fantastic!) Forget the fact that I had a hickey for the first time since high school on my neck under the scarf I was wearing, tied around my dumb neck.” KyleEmmy Book:Accidentally on Purpose Source: Accidentally on Purpose