“Because elephants are huge. And strong. And far more agile than you’d expect. Majestic, yes. Gentle, often. But also fully capable of turning you into a lurid smear if startled or annoyed. And while I’m sure there are worse ways to go than being squashed by an elephant in the jungles of northern Thailand, I can’t think of many that would be quite as memorable for your grieving friends. “Oh, you didn’t hear? Yeah - Larry zigged when he should’ve zagged. Tragic. But what a way to go, huh? Mustard on that Hebrew National?” CultureElephantsThailand Book:The Flow: A Hedonist's Guide to Buddhism, Meditation and Travels in Thailand Source: The Flow: A Hedonist's Guide to Buddhism, Meditation and Travels in Thailand