“...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!” IfsKnowsProfanity Book:The Cat Who Saw Red Source: The Cat Who Saw Red
“Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.” IfsKnowsWantHateSidesDoorsCatClosed Doors Book:The Cat Who Went Underground Source: The Cat Who Went Underground
“At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.” IfsIdeasCatCornersDinnerConcentratingFelinePurring CatsDinner Time Book:The Cat Who Had 14 Tales Source: The Cat Who Had 14 Tales
“The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.” IfsMenWayWisdomTestsCoffeeCupsCommentSincerityTrustedCoffee Cup Author:Lilian Jackson Braun