“Home alone with a wakeful newborn, I could shower so quickly that the mirror didn't fog and the backs of my knees stayed dry. The one-minute hair conditioner was too slow for me.” HomeMinutesHairMirrorsKneesDryShowersFogMe AloneNewbornOne Minute Author:Marni Jackson
“Housework hassles go on, are never resolved, and will probably extend into the afterlife ('Why am I the one who takes the clouds to the dry cleaners?').” Goes OnCloudsDryAfterlifeCleanersHouseworkHassleDry Cleaners Author:Marni Jackson