“The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed.” ShouldersNflSurgeryLobotomy Author:Mike Ditka
“He's just jealous. You know what they say. Empty tin cans make the most noise, and he's an empty tin can. This game is between the Bears and the Eagles, not Ditka and Ryan. We all know who would win that one. Ditka, hands down.” KnowsHandsGamesWinningBearsEmptyNoiseNflJealousEaglesTinTin Cans Author:Mike Ditka
“We have a strange and wonderful relationship - he's strange and I'm wonderful.” SportsWonderfulStrangeNflBest FootballStrangenessWonderful Experience Author:Mike Ditka
“If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.” IfsMenPlayWantedGivenArmsSoccerNflBest FootballPlaying Soccer Author:Mike Ditka
“I always tell people I want to live to be 150 and they say why would you want to do that. I say, well there's a few people I haven't made mad yet, I want to get them.” PeopleWantWellsMadeSportsHavensMadNflBest Football Author:Mike Ditka
“If you're not in the parade, you watch the parade. That's life.” IfsWatchesFootballNflParadesBest FootballHomecoming Author:Mike Ditka
