“Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding is like.” YearsWould BeRememberPeriodsPlanningRemember WhenEleven Book:A Groom of One's Own: And Other Bridal Accessories Source: A Groom of One's Own: And Other Bridal Accessories
“The most important thing, of course, is that you should look more stunning than you have ever looked in your life. How many excuses do you have to wear a dress bigger than anyone else's, at a party just for you, where everyone has to burst into tears from how gorgeous you look while you prance around in front of them? Remember, your lifelong happiness depends on this one article of clothing. If it doesn't look good, you're not a bride. You're just some idiot in a big white thing - a color unflattering to about 93 percent of the population.” IfsShouldLooksImportantBigsRememberCoursesWhitePartyFrontsTearsColorDependsPercentBiggerDressesImportant ThingsPopulationExcuseIdiotArticlesClothingsGorgeousLifelongBridesStunning Author:Mimi Pond
