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Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)

Book by Mindy Kaling · 3 quotes · Guy, Knows, Want

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Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition) Quotes

“The Internet also makes it extraordinarily difficult for me to focus. One small break to look up exactly how almond milk is made, and four hours later I'm reading about the Donner Party and texting all my friends: DID YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THE DONNER PARTY AND HOW MESSED UP THAT WAS? TEXT ME BACK SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT!”

“When I was twenty-five, I went on exactly four dates with a much older guy whom I'll call Peter Parker. I'm calling him Peter Parker because the actual guy's name was also alliterative, and because, well, it's my book and I'll name a guy I dated after Spider-Man's alter ego if I want to.”