“As soon as I open this door, I'll be free. FREE! No more goofy cats screaming in my face and eating my shoes. No more biting and scratching and chasing me down the street. Outside this door is a big, wonderful world where goofy cats don't turn into furry whirlwinds that hit me on the head with a spatula. And soon I will be a part of that world once again!” CatsChildren S BooksPetsChildren SCat Humor Book:Bad Kitty vs Uncle Murray: The Uproar at the Front Door Source: Bad Kitty vs Uncle Murray: The Uproar at the Front Door