“Somebody asked me the other day, "What do you do?" "I amuse myself by growing old," I replied. "It's a full-time job.” JobsGrowingAgingGrowing OldFull Time Jobs Author:Paul Leautaud
“The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.” NeedsDoeHomeGirlSexAdvantageUglyGrievingBack HomePretty Girl Author:Paul Leautaud
