“You're a bore, I said to me. You're puny. You're lacking in quality, like a pair of factory-rejected Fruit of the Loom shorts. And this was without considering any sexual problems, since I've never had sex with anyone except myself.” SaidProblemSexQualityFruitPairsFactoriesBoresRejectedConsideringLackingShorts Author:Paul Zindel
“In fact, the thing Lorraine and I liked best about the Pigman was that he didn't go around saying we were cards or jazzy or cool or hip. He said we were delightful . . .” SaidFactsCardsHipsDelightfulLorraine Book:Pigman with Related Reading Source: Pigman with Related Reading
