“If there's anything Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo has taught me, it's that breakdancing is the key to financial solvency.” IfsTaughtKeysFinancialElectricBreakdancing Author:Richard M. Weiner
“If I had a dog, I'd train him to kill on command. And the command I'd use would be, "Is he friendly?"” IfsUseWould BeDogTrainCommandFriendly Author:Richard M. Weiner
“Cigarettes don't kill people - cancer kills people.” PeopleDeathSuicideCancerCigarette Author:Richard M. Weiner
“Whenever I have a birthday, I think back over the past year, how I've spent my time, what I've accomplished, what regrets I have, how I've tried to make the world a better place, and what exactly I've been doing with my life over the past 365 days, and I think to myself: 'Man, I wish I'd gotten laid more'.” ThinkingMenWorldYearsPastWishSexRegretMy TimeAccomplishedBetter PlaceOver The Past Author:Richard M. Weiner