“That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.” ParticularSuicideCommittedOctopusBeaks Author:Richard Madeley
“When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe” FirstsUseTogetherPassionCommon Author:Richard Madeley
“Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!” TermMemoriesShotsNutsShort TermShort Term Memory Author:Richard Madeley
“YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?” EnergyFabricHummingTights Author:Richard Madeley
“WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying.” MatterLyingSexPartnersLying MenWomen Lie Author:Richard Madeley
