“Grandma, how old is she?" "Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck.” KnowsSaidCuttingRingsNecksGrandma Book:A Year Down Yonder Source: A Year Down Yonder
“Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.” WorldSaidPaintingUglyOilGrandmaGrudgeNever TrustUgly WomenOil Painting Book:A Long Way from Chicago: A Novel in Stories Source: A Long Way from Chicago: A Novel in Stories
