“In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper fucked.” VampireScrewed Book:Blood, Smoke and Mirrors Source: Blood, Smoke and Mirrors
“I am opposed to Naperville. It's all cute, trendy and expensive, and filled with cookie-cutter Borg houses that assimilate you into upper-middle-class America.” HouseArchitectureSuburbsChicagolandNaperville Book:Bewitched, Blooded and Bewildered Source: Bewitched, Blooded and Bewildered