“Good listeners, I don’t need to tell you that now more than ever, we’re living in Godless times. We’re living in a time when the Bible is shunned in our schools in favour of scientific evolutionary lies, where many are expelling God from their hearts, where sodomites and baby murderers and heathens and Islamofascists have more rights in our country than good Christian men and women. Where Sodom and Gomorrah cast a pall over every aspect of our daily lives, and our world leaders are trying with all their might to construct the culture of globalisation favoured by the Antichrist.” BibleScientificGodless Book:The Three Source: The Three
“Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (she’s an Episcopalian), some of Jesus’ best friends were sex workers.” JesusBest FriendsSex Workers Book:The Three Source: The Three
“Whoever had designed the ship’s décor had a hard-on for Vegas-inspired neon and naked male angels; you couldn’t go anywhere without being blinded by an illuminated palm tree or leered at by a cherub.” VegasDecorNeonCherubNaked Male Angels Book:Day Four Source: Day Four
“Ray’s got a thing for everyone with a vagina. He’s a dickhead.” VaginaDickhead Book:Day Four Source: Day Four
“I got into this business through my girlfriend Denisha. She’s a specialist, provides a service for clients who find it hard to connect with women. Just ’cause you’re housebound or in a wheelchair, doesn’t mean your sex drive’s gone.” Sex Drive Book:The Three Source: The Three
“Mr Tumnus does look as camp as fuck with his little scarf tied jauntily around his neck. I suppose it isn’t outside the realms of possibility that he’d just been off cottaging with some centaurs in the forest.” ForestCentaursMr TumnusCottaging Book:The Three Source: The Three